16 July 2009

Alternatives to shock treatment

Instead of the Cuckoo's Nest method of frying someone's brain for 'internet addiction', I've put together a few alternatives that may be of assistance to those in need of something less stimulating to resolve the problem of being on the Internet for a bit too long:

1) Go to the electrical outlet socket and pull the plug out
2) Turn the computer off and give the computer to another person
3) Ask the telecommunications provider to cut the phone line
4) Take the wifi card out of your computer and throw it away
5) For more up-to-date computers, disable the in-built wifi capability
6) Do something else in your spare time
7) Don't talk to shrinks

There now. These alternatives will work by the way.

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