Lemmings unite

The scientist Joris Verster of Utrecht University in the Netherlands, says ADHD drugs help you drive better. You know, driving a car. He says methylphenidate, one of those cocaine-like drugs given to people who've been told they've got ADHD, can make you a better driver. How d'you know that then?

Here's an experiment: all you bad drivers out there, and you know who you are. The next time you're pulled over for bad driving, give the policeman a link to this story and ask him for a bit of you know what, and tell him to send you on your way. The docs say it'll make you a better driver, know what I mean? Another problem solved.

Lemmings unite!