D'you hear the one about the psychiatrist who lost his job?

Once upon a time, there was a man who was called a psychiatrist who would be on the telly and who would say things about mental people because he was a famous man and because he was on telly and because he was clever.

He liked doing things with drugs. And he would get money from companies that made drugs for psychiatric things and he would test them on people. And he liked working alot, and he would call people to come and join in the test because he wanted to give them some drugs. And he liked it alot because he made lots and lots and lots of money and he had lots of fun.

And one day he told the people taking some of the drugs some things that were not true and he did some other things too, and the companies making the drugs didn't like it, and they said they were going to tell on him, and they did.

And the psychiatrist then said some nasty things about the companies making the drugs and it got nasty. And the companies making the drugs stopped giving him lots of money after he said horrible things about them. And he said other psychiatrist drug testers didn't like what he was doing because they were not as good as he was.

And then one day, after the companies who made the drugs had told on him, he had to go and say what he had been doing. And the people in charge did not like what he had done and said that it was bad and that he had been naughty and that he lied and that was bad and he would not be allowed to give drugs to people again because they would stop him doing it.

And then they stopped him, and he did not get any more money from the companies making the drugs, and he stopped giving drugs to people, and the people got better.

And it all ended happily ever after.