26 March 2008

Nice work if you can get it...

Don't know about you, but I'm always looking for ways of making a bit of extra cash...

How about a couple of hundred quid for less than an hour of your time? Now, here's the deal: you've got to pretend to know what you're talking about; that's important. What you do is you give your opinion about the way someone's behaving, you know, what they do, what they say, that sort of thing.

The good thing is you don't even have to be right about what you say. It's your opinion after all. And if you really don't know what you're talking about, or you're having a bad hair day, or you got out the wrong side of the bed, or you just don't like the guy or the girl, you can say they're dangerous, nuts, schizo, mad, or bonkers, get 'em locked up, whoops sorry, have 'em detained, and "pass go," and collect your 200 quid.

Nice work if you can get it...

Full story: Norwich Evening News

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